“Show Me Ya Moves” Dance Challenge (No Talent Required)

by Jenny on February 7, 2010

From time to time, a pop culture phenomenon sweeps in,  funnels mankind’s collective interest and darts away with millions of YouTube views, a Today Show interview and a future spent hopping between the C-list reality television circuit and rehab facilities.

On an unrelated note, I announced a dance challenge over the weekend.

If you are currently storing urine in your bladder or coffee in your mouth, I advise you to relieve yourself of these liquid dangers prior to viewing my dance challenge announcement.

I highly recommend you participate in the “Show Me Ya Moves” Dance Challenge if you:

  • plan to pursue a political career
  • have children who will one day be teenagers
  • are named Ellen Degeneres
  • know someone (IRL) named Ellen Degeneres
  • are still reading this. You’re wasting time. Get a camera. Play a tune. No talent required.

I might give away a free t-shirt to all participants. Or maybe all participants will automatically be eligible to win a date with Boy Toy Brad? I haven’t decided yet, but I’m open to suggestions.

Join the handful of people I have almost successfully harassed into participating:

Matt
Srini
Kelly
The Bloggess
Jamie
Rich
You.

Leave a comment below with your name and the song you plan to assault.


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